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This is a website to funnel any and all creativity I forge into one central hub. A baseline for the perpetual machine that is the human brain


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Who is

Eddie K. Shmookster?

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Eddie K. Shmookster (also known as Eddy Lardass Shmooks) is a bioweapon. Warning, do not interact with eddy lardass shmooks he will give you a disease. infected with campbell soup, he will chow down on a box of boo berry cereal. SCP-69420, infected by campbell soup / is a bio weapon. The flesh of out protagonist is made up of 87% landOlakes butter and eats burnt old spice deodorant? how did it burn? DISCLOCATES HIS JAW, SWALLOWS CAT WHOLE ??? me whe i die when i can sing. LMAO CARD WHAT IS THID SMNGF HELP NO WHY ARE YOU KILLING THEM' ELECTROCUTING THM HELP WHAT ARE YOU DOIG

Card?

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says he is freinds with other mentally deranged people hence scp-32561935416935235 know as Card or scp-funny number known as Robin. Card-the smartest out of the group wheres a metro police souit with pin and other shit and is a bit of a jack ass. card swallows pill containers after taking out the medications. ture true Card-kicks children. Card-has no powers like the others and is more grounded in reality.carries heavy weaponry but is flawwed by having no self control. I think i gotta head to bed tonight, im getting a little hungary.Card-found a dead body and died Card-CBT. "Shmook wont see anything here" SHmook is a jackass im dead anyone want leftovers.i was taking a shit. hpua aoha zdlss fvb ohcl zaybjr nvsk tf mypluk

Robin?

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scp-penis : named robin LMAO. Also donated a large sum of money to keep this website operational. eats those led keychains in gas stations, laps up all liquids like a feline. i’m not good with tech shit i asked my dad why the ps4 wasn’t on it just wasn’t plugged into the projector. oh scp website can you accept this child who drinks anti freeze like a house cat, me. likes to bully those kids who do reaction videos. i go to bed at like midnight. Im becoming the country of Hungary. W. garfield is atlas my brain is mush i don’t even have balls they cannot drop let me just grow them yes 🤱🏻 omg venom black tentacle so hot mmmm ohhh i won’t him oooo venom look at him he’s so big “Robin half died doing what he loved , [REDACTED]. whatever robin left behind is radioactive mushy mushy mush mush have you seen the slushy cup that turns whatever you want into a slushy someone turned cigarettes into a slushy it’s pretty cool.” -my obituary. i logged off first 🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺🇭🇺. there’s always room for improvement




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